Just About Anyone

<p>The Kingdom of Ugh is just like any other on the improbable planet of Morsus: full of unhappy humans and aloof magical creatures and is ruled by a king who doesn't care much about anything beyond his next meal. So for a brief moment of happiness the subjects took matters into their own hands...</p><p>...and beheaded the king.</p><p>Again.</p><p>This is a problem for a wizard who can't perform spells properly and a witch who finds being a charlatan easier than magic. They're ex's and they took it upon themselves to provide a monarch to the kingdom as a bitter wager. Although kingmaking is becoming more complicated than they anticipated and now they must yet again try to find a ruler that can keep possession of something to put a crown on.</p><p>But something has to change: regicide has become a matter of course for the subjects of Ugh. There is no tolerance left for the typical aristocrat and the wager isn't over until one of them installs a successful king or queen.</p><p>Which one in this former fiery romantic partnership will be able to win the wager and incidentally make such unhappy humans happy at the same time?</p>