Just Don't Be an Asshole

<b>Take it from a mom who raised two teenage boys into actual humans&#151;yes they can and do change. This is her tough love and candid advice on being a good guy in a world full of assh*les.</b><br>&#160;<br>Have you ever returned the family car with less than a quarter tank left? Or gotten a technical in a rec-league basketball game? If so you might be an assh*le&#151;or you&#146;re at least acting like one. But there&#146;s hope for you yet!&#160;<br>&#160;<br>As it turns out everyone needs to learn one major lesson to safely avoid assh*le territory: Other people are also humans. (Whoa.)<br>&#160;<br>This frank funny and necessary guidebook contains everything young men need to know to have positive interactions make better decisions and recognize when they&#146;re being jerks. Things like just don&#146;t be an assh*le . . .<br><br>&#149; <b>To your family:</b> Parents are not your servants.<br>&#149; <b>To your friends:</b> They&#146;ll laugh at you not with you.<br>&#149; <b>At work:</b> No one wants to hear your podcast idea.<br>&#149; <b>To women:</b> &#147;Are you up?&#148; doesn&#146;t qualify as romance.<br>&#149; <b>Online:</b> If you wouldn&#146;t do it in real life don&#146;t do it.<br>&#149; <b>In real life:</b> People unlike you are also people.<br>&#149; <b>To yourself:</b> It&#146;s okay not to have all the answers.<br>&#160;<br>And if someone got you this book don&#146;t be an assh*le to them. Instead consider this a gentle nudge in a different direction.