Just Wait Until We Get Home!

What the critics are saying about <I>Just Wait Until We Get Home</I>:</p><p>It looks like a really great book...judging it by its cover. I haven't actually read it yet but I hope to soon.--Boston Accent & Times Tribune<p>A subtle murder mystery with deep complex characters and an interesting involved subplot make this story a real suspense-filled page turner...or no wait hold the line a second that's a different book entirely. Uhm I believe we have some sort of mix up here. Sorry about that. Nevermind!--Southern Drawl & Globe Gazette<p>The book <I>Just Wait Until We Get Home!</I> is an abomination. It is in no way representative of the people of the great Midwest the heartland of our country. We are not all vandals and criminals. I think Tristram Hoosier should get a day job.--Midwestern Twang & Town Crier</br></p><p>In Tristram Hoosier's second book about his family and growing up in Gary Indiana a neighbor's garage burns down a grandmother reminisces about how Tristram's great-grandfather was arrested during Prohibition an aunt makes a drug bust a neighbor kid builds a real working cannon in metal shop and a church bake sale turns into a disaster. <I>Just Wait Until We Get Home!</I> clearly illustrates that it's never too early to start procrastinating.</p>