Keep Your Mouth Shut and Wear Beige: A Novel

Darcy Van Aiken is doing fine thank you. Shes an ICU nurse with an amicable divorce from her husband Mike two great kids a cute little house of her own and a prescription for Ritalin. When her older son Jeremy gets engaged Darcy has to figure out if Rose the brides mother is going to be her new best friend or the mother-in-law who insists that all future holidays be celebrated in her home. . Meanwhile Claudia Darcys ex-husbands new girlfriend beautifully dressed with perfect taste cant help thinking she would make a much better mother-of-the-groom than Darcy. . Its a battle of will and wits. What Darcy learns about herself ―and about family and friendship―makes for a delicious hilarious touching read.