Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

If you dont have anything nice to say about motherhood then… read this book. Robin OBryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting. Its not always pretty but its real. Whether shes stuffing cabbage in her bra… dealing with defiant yet determined daughters… yelling at the F.B.I... or explaining the birds and the bees to her preschooler… youre sure to find dozens of humorous and relatable situations. From the creator of Robins Chicks one of the Souths most popular blogs on motherhood misunderstandings and musings comes a collection of essays that will not only make you laugh and cry but realize that youre not alone in your journey.Sit back and relax pour yourself some mommy juice throw a fresh diaper on your baby and deadbolt the bedroom door to keep your kids out… because once you start reading youll be too busy wiping away tears of laughter to wipe anybodys butt.