KILROY WAS HERE

<p>Normal teenagers flip burgers to earn cash during high school. I am not a normal teenager. </p><p>My name is Tony Pershing and I broke up with my girlfriend just before prom because I was worried my job monitoring a<br />mysterious portal to space for an enigmatic company named Corporate would put her in danger. In other words I suck at<br />making decisions. My best friend and Corporate co-worker is Jeff Harper who is obsessed with the music of Styx and his<br />1976 Chevy Vega. He got sucked through the portal on prom night and now armed with an arsenal of bizarre weapons and<br />a mild case of PTSD I’ve got to fi nd out what happened to him. </p><p>I also have to deal with a sudden and random ability to spout off information I never knew and a neurotic alien real estate developer  bent on turning Earth into a resort planet.</p><p>Remember this the next time you think you’re having a bad day. </p><p>Jeff South was born and raised in Poplar Bluff Missouri and started writing<br />stories about a ghost hunting cat named Midnight when he was only eight years old.<br />He is a writer actor (stage and screen) teacher and director. Jeff maintains a<br />blog Upstream of Consciousness where he writes about fi lm television books<br />music pop culture and the occasional memory of growing up in southeast Missouri.</p>