King Donald Khrump

Reality Tv Star Runs For King In This Farcical Sendup Of Donald Trump'S Life And Rise To The American Presidency. In An Attempt To Rehabilitate Its Tarnished Reputation The Repugnican National Committee Hires Bioengineer D.P. Pruddit To Create A Hybrid 51 Percent Human And 49 Percent Ape. Fritz Khrump An Extravagantly Wealthy Real Estate Mogul Adopts The Creation Names Him Donald And Indulges His Boorishly Coarse Tendencies. Donald Eventually Goes To An Expensive Military Academy In The Kingdom Of Pruska. It'S Leader King Andre Putenski Is A Close Friend Of Fritz'S. Donald Forges An Intimate Friendship With The Monarch As Well. After Meeting A Television Producer Infamous For His Films About Political Conspiracy Donald Becomes The Star Of His Own Hit Reality Tv Series How To Monkey Your Way To The Top. After He'S Embarrassed On A Tv Talk Show Donald Ruefully Pledges To Become King One Day And Finally Runs Against Dreamocrat Rodina Hilton In A Savagely Bitter Campaign (He Physically Assaults Her During A Debate). After Donald Wins Evidence Surfaces That King Andre Nefariously Manipulated The Election Results. Narrated By A Fawning Fix News Reporter This Timely Debut Satire Rigorously Chronicles The First 100 Days Of Donald'S Kingship. He Heaps Scorn On Undesirable Brownies And Scarfheads Takes A Stand Against Environmental Terrorism Tries To Curb The Aggressively Wanton Accusations Women Hurl At Lascivious Men And Replaces The Dandycare Health Care System Of His Predecessor With His Own Magiccare. Reilly'S Enthusiasm For The Subject Is Apparent In Every Paragraph And The Pace Of This Energetic Book Is Relentless. Excerpts Kirkus Book Reviews