Kiss My Axe

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Living in a treehouse? Unavoidable. </strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Falling for the grumpy lumberjack hottie next door? Unthinkable.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>After a viral PR disaster torpedoes my marketing career I flee Manhattan. The only place left to land? A fairy-tale treehouse in a pickle-obsessed Vermont town left to me by an uncle I barely knew.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Yes I said pickles.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>No I'm not okay.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But I'm only here temporarily. Just long enough to regroup let the notoriety die down and figure out my next steps in peace.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Unfortunately my new neighbor has other ideas.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Beckett the Axe Axford-cranky local heartthrob and unapologetic tree-murderer-claims Uncle Jim made him promises about the forest around the treehouse and he's none too pleased when I won't take his word for it.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Unfortunately for </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>him</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> I'm done playing by other people's rules. I'm not backing down just because some sexy-I mean </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>grumpy-</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>lumberjack says so and I can handle whatever he dishes out.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Tree climbing? No problem.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Pickle festival popularity contest? Sign me up.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Kissing my unexpectedly-tender flannel-clad nemesis in the woods after dark? I can take it bro. And take it. And t- </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Ahem</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>. You get the picture.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I'm tired of losing so I'm not giving up my inheritance </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>or</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> my heart without a fight.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And if Beckett thinks differently he can kiss my axe.</span></p><p></p>