Some people can kiss ass naturally some can’t do it to save their lives and many just don’t know how! Kissing ass: the art of office politics is a no - bullshit jargon - free non - sloppy guide that breaksdown typical work place situations and offers you not textbook advice but real sucking - up solutions to them. From nervous first days to elated farewell mails kissing ass gives you tips and tricks on how to act react or play dumb as per the scenario. Learn different types of ego massage techniques what to say to the ceo in the loo how to reply to work emails over weekends and yes even howto deal with sex at work! So polish your corporate lips pucker up and get ready to kiss your way to success. About the Author Clyde D'Souza has produced TV shows written scripts created annoying caller tunes and bastardized content for clients. He has kissed ass at media companies like JAM MTV and 9X Media. He lives in Mumbai and is currently stuck in traffic.