Kittycat Massacre

<p>The Librarian's assistant has kidnapped a kindergarten class so they can hear a fetid fairytale called Kittycat Massacre a yucky yarn about a troubled young girl and boy who run away from home and wind up in the house of a deranged woman who tortures and kills cats. </p><p>The assistant watches eagerly as the Librarian reads them this nauseating novella of loathsome literature. Oh how he hopes it is a fable so foul that none can listen without losing their lunch because the Librarian has also kidnapped their teacher and put her in a guillotine. If just one child can listen without puking their teacher will be spared. But if every single one vomits he gets to drop the blade and off comes their teacher's head!</p><p>Can you read this book without throwing up? Do you take the challenge?<br> </p>