Knot so Lucky

<p><strong>Me:</strong> Ask me what happens in Vegas...</p><p><strong>Samantha:</strong> What happens in Vegas?</p><p><strong>Me:</strong> Let me tell you.</p><p>What happens is that you get make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot drunk.</p><p>TIE THE KNOT WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET.</p><p>Then *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel.</p><p>But that's not even the worst part.</p><p>Because after an epic walk of shame you find out he's some insanely famous bad-boy quarterback who's in the midst of cleaning up his act.</p><p>So now you have to pretend to like him... <em>sober</em>...until you can skip town with an annulment and a shirt that reads I'd hit that.</p><p>Except for bam-tiny hiccup his personality cancels out his hot AF face.</p><p>And let's not mention how you definitely took a trip to pound town with his friends.</p><p>So yeah. That's what happens in Vegas.</p><p>You get <strong><em>Knot so Lucky</em></strong> even when you think you hit the jackpot.</p>