Acting as relationship counselor for Life and Death was not in my job description. Then I got sent back in time to fix the problems before their relationship fractured apart...My name is Cal Thorpe and I work for Death as his marketing agent. Mediating between Death and Lifes marriage was never in my job description. I did my best until we met up with Deaths cousin Time at the theatre. Time decided I should try and fix the problems between Life and Death before they started so he sent me backwar