Land of 10000 Aches: A History of Minnesota Meltdowns

Professional sports returned to Minnesota in 1961 a year after one of the most successful pro sports franchises left Minneapolis for Los Angeles in 1960. Since then a history of last-second losses historically bad teams draft busts missed calls terrible trades disappointing playoff runs blown leads under-qualified front office staff and coaches and untimely injuries. Yet this fan base stays loyal. For some reason. Land of 10000 Aches goes deeper into the most heart-breaking gut-wrenching soul-crushing even-I-could-make-that-field-goal moments in Minnesota sports history with first-hand accounts from players coaches and fans. Everybody remembers where they were for the good things: the Minneapolis Miracle Kirby Pucketts Game Six home run. But were you face down in disbelief when Garrett Hartley kicked the Saints to the Super Bowl? Or forced into an emotional fetal position watching the Eagles hang 38 unanswered points on the NFLs best defense? Until names like Sal Bando Ron Schock Claude Osteen Ed Thorp Gordie Peterkin and Sergei Krivokrasov make your stomach turn you have a long drop into the doldrums of Minnesota melancholy. This book is your guide down.