Landlords' Lament

O. Wendell Pickle a longtime real estate broker and investor has rented to a variety of tenants ranging from responsible citizens to murderers and murderesses embezzlers liars and thieves. <br />In his collection of limericks written with an exorbitant amount of poetic license Pickle offers a glimpse into what it is like to be a landlord in America while sharing some of the hundreds of creative excuses he has been offered by tenants-with and without a straight face-for not paying their rent either on time or at all.<br />Landlords' Lament is a compilation of amusing verses that seek to help both seasoned or novice landlords feel they are not alone in a world filled with really bad excuses.<br />Rent is not credit by any means.He has trouble understanding it seems.He'll go out of his wayTo spend it all that dayWith a I had to buy me some new jeans.