Learn A Lot While You Sit On The Pot

<h4><strong>The Perfect Gift for All Ages!</strong></h4><p></p><p>On average humans will spend 92 days sitting on the toilet over their lifetime. To put this in perspective that's about one-third of a year in the bathroom relieving yourself. That's where <strong><em>LEARN A LOT WHILE YOU SIT ON THE POT </em></strong>comes in. Since the average time spent on the toilet is ten minutes we've provided you with bite-sized educational (and some not-so-educational) facts that you can read quickly and retain well after you've flushed.</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Are you ready to learn about:</em></strong></p><ul><li>The microbiome in your bathroom.</li><li>Strange historical bathroom habits.</li><li>Unusual facts about famous artists.</li><li>Tech-related trivia.</li><li>Strange psychological experiments.</li><li>And so much more!</li></ul><p></p><p>While you won't learn enough to get a degree or anything you'll feel better about spending nearly four months in the bathroom over your lifetime.</p><p></p>