<p>''Buy me a drink'' she said.</p><p>''I'm too poor'' I said.</p><p>''I'll buy you one.''</p><p>''I'm too proud'' I said.</p><p>''In my apartment'' she said ''there's Scotch rye bourbon - anything you want!''</p><p>''Anything?''</p><p>''Anything!''</p>