Legs and the Two-Ton Dick

When Talia Green answers a Craig's List ad to work for the faux-fat former police detective Porter Nepal she assumes she'll be a glorified errand girl ... but she soon finds her duties include making coffee tailing suspects and solving the biggest murder mystery San Francisco has ever seen: beloved rock star Buster Bones found strangled in his recording studio. And the prime suspect is Buster's foul-mouthed wife-and-muse Minnie ... Throw in a two-timing three-way polygamist a music mogul with incredible partying skills a wild child pop-star with an embarrassingly mundane secret a gay surf gang and the Pacific Ocean and you have a rollercoaster ride guaranteed to keep you entertained from the Presidio to Daly City and back!