Lemon Tarts in Space!

<p>Captain Duncan Arugula is being hunted by a sniffing snarling snurgling pointy-toothed monstrosity. He's locked in the cockpit of his own spaceship his crew has gone radio silent since the mutiny and now the monster - whatever it is let's just call it a Problem - is closing in.</p><p><br></p><p><em>Lemon Tarts in Space!</em> careens through the desperate final days of the space race and crashes into an apocalyptic future following Captain Arugula on an absurdist cat-and-mouse chase from the deepest tunnels of the moon up to a blistering dogfight across the stars.</p><p><br></p><p>Ridley Scott's <em>Alien</em> meets Monty Python in this light science fiction dark comedy that has been proudly declared (by the author) to be the dumbest science fiction cancer comedy ever written.</p>