Liars

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Parrish Partridge's True Facts:</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>There's nothing hotter than a tall gruff bewildered tattooed mountain of a man cuddling a sweet orphaned baby so you can tell yourself that you'll resist him...</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But that's a lie. </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And when that man asks you to do him a favor and pretend to be his very temporary very fake fiance to help him get custody of that adorable baby you can pretend you know better than to say yes...</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But that's a lie too.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And when you actually get to know your kind strong pullet-loving prince of a fiance and all his crazy lovable meddling neighbors you can tell yourself you're not really falling for Diesel Church and the town of Licking Thicket...</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But that might be the biggest lie of all.</span></p><p></p>