Life in My Shoes

This book is about a week in my shoes in the summer after my Freshman year of high school. Obviously a lot happened that year or else I wouldnt have enough bullshit to write about. If you cant tell already Im supposed to be retarded and I walk a bit different than other people but if you think my parents worship me because Im still alive you should definitely read this book. Another thing is Ive heard a lot of Youre just doing this to get pity from everybody before this book even got published. The fact of the matter is I dont want attention pity sympathy or any of that I want money. If you have to you can say that buying this book is a charity to me if thatll make it easier for you to buy this book. I probably sound like a total bitch by this point so Ill quit writing and let you start reading about Life in my shoes.