L.I.F.E. in the 23rd Century: A Dystopian Tale of Consumerism Corporate Coffee and Crowbars

A laudable sci-fi yarn thats both irreverent and relevant.Kirkus ReviewsMeet Pat McGewan-X04. Pat is a Patriot that spends his days watching robots build cubicles for corporations that keep getting blown up by those pesky terrorists in the soon to be won weve got them on the ropes 232nd year of the War on Terror. Hes content in his world of mediocre corporate coffee vid-link chats with his wife that the government discourages him from ever meeting in person and an endless barrage of travel bans terrorist attacks and never-ending nightly news emergency broadcasts.But everything changes when a freak car accident puts Pat in the national spotlight. One minute hes a hero for being the sole survivor of this weeks most recent terrorist attack (but not long enough to get a commemorative coffee cup with his face on it before the next attack happens). In the next minute the nations most vitriolic talking head has branded Pat the greatest threat to truth justice and stockholder profits and the manhunt begins!Pat has to decide to fight the corporate-controlled media and possibly lose his life or give in to his Academy training and lose his soul and possibly any hope of ever getting a decent cup of coffee. Welcome to LIFE in the 23rd Century an absurd light-hearted dystopian future to distract you from your horrific dystopian present. Brought to you by the makers of prescription Chillaxafed.