<p><em>Life Orange to Pear</em> follows a man and his daughter Cyndi as they deal with life the occult Santa Claus boys and death. This universe is a strange and rich place and sometimes it takes booze and a surreal understanding of sex and The Rockford Files to get through life. Mostly though what it takes is a deep and abiding love for the richness of oranges and pears how their scent can take you over and make everything in the moment all right.</p>