Light Me Up

<p>He was the first man to ever turn me on. When he flipped my switch and lit me up that first time I knew he was it for me. There would never be another.</p><p></p><p>It is unfortunate then that he doesn't even notice me. Sure he appreciates my usefulness but he never really sees me when he is using me. To him I am just another tool.</p><p></p><p>Before you get too hard on him though I should tell you something about myself. Something important.</p><p></p><p>I am a lamp.</p><p>Yes you read that right.</p><p>A lamp.</p><p></p><p>Light Me Up is a sentient-object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. It involves intimate relations with a lamp and if that doesn't sound like your thing you should probably pick up a different book.</p><p></p>