Like a Vampire at a Salad Bar

A Lighthearted Collection Of Stories Stemming From A Life On Earth Spanning Two Centuries. Residue From Rubbing Shoulders With Luminaries And Peons Alike.Eulogies Essays Songs Poems And Even A Very Fine Recipe For Corn Casserole Stolen Directly From The Kitchen Of Our Good Friend Evelyn Dick.A Shamelessly Self-Promoting Tome Of Epic Proportions Considering My Normal Conveyance - A Lousy Two-Page Letter Sent At Christmas Time Every Year Without Fail.Please Buy This Book!We Need To Buy A Beamer Before The Brother-In-Law Gets One.Yeah That’S Shallow But Hey Isn’T That ……………. Capitalism At Its Best!