<p><strong>Extra! Extra! Read all about it: Chicken Has Two Butts. Haunted Honda Spews Pumpkin Goo. Pea Does Not Save Constipated Fish.</strong></p><p><em>Little Man Big Mouth 30 Years</em> is packed with true stories that despite better news judgement made it into print. Dave Schlenker explores epic husband fails basket cults and Presbyterian squid. These are the stories of a doting dad navigating newsroom nonsense. They are as fun as they are familiar.</p>