Lockdown Capers: A couple chronicles the lighter side of a state-mandated lockdown

John and Martha in their seventies and about to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary find themselves in a state-mandated COVID-19 lockdown requiring them to be together 24/7. John chronicles this adventure through the lens of observational humor. As the couple navigates this strange new world of masks sanitizers and flour hoarding nothing is off-limits: from new protocols to their love/hate relationship with Amazon to Johns paranoia about dangerous (and possibly imaginary) squirrels or his foolproof money-saving scheme. John even finds humor in his fight against Parkinsons and weight gain via his diet and exercise program as well as his Daily Rock Steady Zoom boxing sessions under his fighting name FAST JOHNNY.