Lord Mustard

<p>Lord Mustard has a problem. It's called money - as in he hasn't got any. He's already sold the Rolls Royce the family silver and the famous portrait of his great-great-great grandfather and all he has left to sell is an antique cast iron clothes peg a box of rock-hard chocolates left over from his last birthday and a pair of extra-large earmuffs for keeping out the cold. He has an idea on a new way to make money but needs a few things to help get it off the ground but who's going to be interested in buying an antique cast iron clothes peg a box of rock-hard chocolates left over from his last birthday and a pair of extra-large earmuffs for keeping out the cold? Well...</p>