Lost in the 70s

I hope this guy is in disguise I thought to myself as I stared at him. He was wearing a purple shirt green pants orange socks and blue tennis shoes. He was also wearing a red ball cap with a chicken feather sticking out the top. A man dressed like that had to be in disguise. He may have been in disguise but certainly not undercover. He was brighter than a neon sign. Even by 1970's standards he was pretty extreme. <p>This begins a series of misadventures for Slick Townsend as he hires Henson and Sloan a pair of bumbling detectives to help on a special case. Slick has met a waitress at a local pizza shop and it's love at first sight. The problem facing Slick is that he doesn't know if the waitress is married or has a boyfriend. He hires the detectives to find out that information and to generally help me get in good with her. The detectives bring along a variety of associates including Holmes who claims to be a descendant of the famous Sherlock Holmes. They also encounter space aliens Elvis Bill Clinton and an odd assortment of other characters.