Love on Credit

<p>Love is free they said. But if you've ever cried in MRT Cubao over someone who just wasn't ready you know the truth: <strong>modern romance is utang with bad interest rates.</strong></p><p><em>Love on Credit</em> is the brutally funny painfully relatable sequel to <em>Swipe Right on Trauma</em>. It takes the disasters of dating and reframes them as financial scams-installments hidden charges ghost payments and emotional bankruptcy. Because when it comes to love the receipts always hurt.</p><p>Inside these pages you'll find:</p><ul><li><strong>The 30-Day Free Trial Situationship</strong> - like Netflix but with more tears and zero commitment.</li><li><strong>Interest Rates and Emotional Debt</strong> - how every I'll change promise comes with hidden charges.</li><li><strong>Ghosts Don't Pay Their Bills</strong> - why closure never comes from people who vanish without paying their emotional tab.</li><li><strong>Loyalty Points But Make It Painful</strong> - how staying too long in toxic love doesn't earn you rewards just trauma.</li><li><strong>Pending Transactions</strong> - the agony of waiting for replies that feel like bank transfers stuck in limbo.</li></ul><p>If you've ever:</p><ul><li>Lent your heart like GCash to someone who never paid it back</li><li>Stayed in a relationship because sayang naman</li><li>Or convinced yourself a situationship was enough-</li></ul><p>...then congratulations you're exactly who this book was written for.</p><p>But here's the catch: it's not all jokes. Hidden between the roasts are real truths about self-worth boundaries and why you should stop financing people who treat you like clearance-sale love.</p><p>Because in the end love will always cost you something: time patience maybe even your Spotify premium. But it should never cost your dignity.</p><p><em>Love on Credit</em> is Book 2 of <strong>The Modern Romance Scam Series</strong> a trilogy that roasts modern love while helping you survive it. Perfect for Millennials and Gen Z readers who are tired of boring advice and want to laugh at heartbreak instead.</p><p>So stop lending yourself to people who ghost. Cancel your subscriptions to half-love. And remember: healing may not pay you back in cash but it pays in peace. And that's priceless.</p><p> </p><p>Finally a book that explains why my love life feels like a 5-6 loan. Painful accurate hilarious. - A kapitbahay who still owes you 200 pesos</p><p>This book didn't fix my heart but at least it made me laugh while checking my emotional balance. Would recommend over therapy. - Some guy eating Jollibee spaghetti alone</p><p>Made me realize I was the one doing installment payments in love. Thanks I hate it. - Your friend who always says utang na loob in relationships</p><p>Seriously? Sino nagsulat nito? - Jay Dijkstra</p>