Love Sincerely Yours

<p><s>Dear Mister</s>.. . . <em>no too formal</em>.</p><p><s>Hey there sweet cheeks</s>. . . <em>no too forward</em>.</p><p>*Clears throat*</p><p>To whom it may concern</p><p>Full disclosure; before we move forward with this email I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas two shots and one beer—because it was <em>free</em>.</p><p>I think it’s important to be open and honest with your co-workers don’t you?</p><p>So here I am being open and honest. Drunk but honest. Or just drunk with lust? You decide.</p><p>I have a hopeless foolish schoolgirl crush on you when you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist? An egomaniac. An insensitive arrogant prick. But what they don't know is your bark is worse than your bite. And that bite doesn't scare me. The fact is I’d love that <em>bite </em>of yours to nip at my bare skin while we’re both wearing nothing but sheets.</p><p>For once I want you to look at me as more than one of your employees. </p><p>And as long as we're being honest that navy blue suit you wear? With the crisp white shirt? It really makes me want to loosen your tie and show <em>you</em> exactly who's boss. </p><p><s>Love</s></p><p><s>Sincerely</s></p><p><em>Yours</em></p>