Love Sincerely Yours

Dear Mister.. . . no too formal.Hey there sweet cheeks. . . no too forward.*Clears throat*To whom it may concern Full disclosure; before we move forward with this email I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas two shots and one beer--because it was free.I think its important to be open and honest with your co-workers dont you?So here I am being open and honest. Drunk but honest. Or just drunk with lust? You decide.I have a hopeless foolish schoolgirl crush on you when you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist? An egomaniac. An insensitive arrogant prick. But what they dont know is your bark is worse than your bite. And that bite doesnt scare me. The fact is Id love that bite of yours to nip at my bare skin while were both wearing nothing but sheets.For once I want you to look at me as more than one of your employees. And as long as were being honest that navy blue suit you wear? With the crisp white shirt? It really makes me want to loosen your tie and show you exactly whos boss. Love Sincerely Yours