Love Stories Your Momma Never Read

<p>Here you find ten tales of unexpected love in unexpected places with unexpected endings. Reader beware. The stories are always serious often comic sometimes a little bit outright crazy.</p><p> <strong>The Middle of the End </strong>(Can romance ever really exist in a retirement village?)</p><p> <strong>Kisses at the Beach</strong> (Who will drown who will kiss who will marry?)</p><p> <strong>Choosing a Husband Troubles</strong> (A rancher woman who sells bull semen has three boyfriends. No four.)</p><p> <strong>Lonely Scavenger Seeks a Wife</strong> (At first it seems that Timothy is only the comic Charlie Chaplin of failed love adventures.)</p><p> <strong>The Sum of All My Parts </strong>(This story tests your stomach to discover just how emotional and literal these parts can be.)</p><p> <strong>My Name Is Santa Claus</strong> (Can you believe in a real Santa Claus? How about Santa's secret lover?)</p><p> <strong>Love Is As Love Does! </strong>(A college student turns her homework assignment into an expose of her parents' love melodrama! Complete with exclamation marks!!)</p><p> <strong>The Strange Science of Estrella</strong> (The reader must decide who exactly are the two women in this fuzzy story about great devotion.)</p><p> <strong>Twin Sisterhoodlums</strong> (2 sisters 2 bottles of wine 2 fiances off stage. The curtain rises the dialogue begins. Oh my.)</p><p> <strong>Geronimo from San Francisco</strong> (In WWII a U.S. sergeant fights Germans because he loves one so much.) </p><p><br></p>