Loved by the Alien King

<p><strong>On Alien Love Island the days are hot but the nights are scorching...</strong><br><br>Reality TV has never looked so good but has it always been so dangerous? This show delivers so much drama I can't even see straight.<br><br>Maybe it's all the day-drinking...that I never got around to. Or the mysterious jungle with its never-ending secrets and flower petals that put me to sleep. Or maybe it's my big purple alien warrior who practically blinds me with how pretty he is.<br><br>He calls me his beautiful star. I call him my hungry caterpillar #2...for reasons.<br><br>And I'm pretty sure I've fallen in love with him.</p>