Madness Is Catching

Stateville Is One Of The Strangest Towns In The South. Home To State University Which Makes The Dubious Claim To Be The Finest Public University In The Deep South It Is An Island Of Slightly Liberal Values In The Southern Sea Of Blue-Collar And Military Tradition. And Caught Between Middle-Class America And The Sharecropper-Cum-Klansman Past Are The Educated Unemployables Who Pass As Southern Bohemia: Artists Who Can Create Only When The Moonlight Is In The Magnolias And The Utilities Have Been Cut Off Writers Who Struggle To Pen Modern Novels But Keep Coming Back To The War (The Only War It Would Seem Down South) Revolutionaries Who Pose As Marxes And Lenins Of Reaction But Simply Cannot Persuade The South To Rise Again Poets Who Spread Chaos And Disorder And Angry Dishwashers Who Curse The Gods For Denying Them The Right To Become Movie Stars. Their Rudderless Lives And How They Are Changed Forever (Not Necessarily For The Better) Are The Subject Of Madness Is Catching A Picaresque Comedy Of Idleness That Presents Classic Southern Vices In A New And Universal Light.. Tom Spaulding Is One Of State Universitys Most Illustrious Dropouts Having Earned Nearly Two Hundred Credit Hoursalmost Entirely In Electivesand Been Expelled For Refusing To Declare A Major In Anything Other Than Distressed Southern Gentleman. At Thirty Years Old He Has Never Held A Full-Time Job And It Is With The Greatest Reluctance That He Holds A Part-Time Sinecure. He Prefers To Be Known As An Artist Although The Last Time He Produced Any Art Was During The Starving Time When A Parental Check Failed To Arrive. After All To Quote Spaulding When On A Full Stomach Doing Is Not As Significant As Being.. Tom Jenkins Graduated From State University Again And Again But So Far It Hasnt Done Him Much Financial Good. He Spends His Days Writing Free-Verse Epics Completely Unrelated To His Near-Ph.D. In Polar History (He Would Have Been The First Student At A Southern University To Write A Dissertation On Early Efforts To Cross Antarctica Via Snowmobile) As Well As Propaganda Tracts Encouraging Southerners To Rise Up And Peacefully And Democratically Overthrow The Yankee Oppressors. To Supplement His Predictably Meager Income From Poetry And Propaganda Jenkins Runs A Flea-Market Stall Where He Sells Books Recovered From A Library Dumpster. With The Fine Clothing Furniture And Surprising Luxuries He Also Finds In Dumpsters And Thrift Shops Jenkins Is Able To Ape His Supposed Planter Ancestors A Uniquely Southern Way Of Life.. Tom Rothman Spends His Days Waiting Tables At A Truck Stop A Great Fall From His Upper-Middle-Class Youth When He Came To Stateville Planning To Enroll At The University. Now He Provides Service With A Sneer Grumbling At His Customers Under His Breath And Grumbling Loudly And Profanely To His Friends About The Endless Ways In Which Life Has Ill-Used Him. But There Remains A Kernel Of Seemingly Hopeless Ambition That Rothman Cannot Forever Ignore.. Reginald Obryan A Former Carnival Barker Now On Work-Related Disability Is Distinguished Among His Associates For His Unparalleled And Cynical Indolence. Theres Much To Be Said Against Work He Tells A Receptive Spaulding. Its Certainly A Destroyer Of Initiative. Obryan Becomes An Elder Statesman Of Sloth And A Beacon Of Depravity To His Younger Friends. A One-Man Devils Workshop The Only Question Is Whether Obryan Will Be Punished Or Rewarded By The Southern Powersand Powersthat Be.. Through One Adventure Free Meal Disaster And Embarrassment After Another This Growing Band Of Southerners Fails To Learn Any Lessons At All Unless It Is That Persistence Can Be A Great Waste Of Time. From The Hallowed Mock-Tudor-Mock-Gothic Halls Of State University To The Inside Of A Clean And Well-Lit Dumpster To The Offensively Uncharitable Megathrift Charity Store The Lost Sou