Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way: A Novel

This approach generates some of the most witty showbiz lunacy since This Is Spinal Tap.---Sacramento News & Review. What youre reading right now is known as the flap copy. This is where the 72444 words of my latest book are cooked down to fit this space. But how does one do that? Do you reveal pivotal plot points like the one at the end of the book where the little girl on crutches points an accusing finger and shouts The killer is Mr. Potter?I have too much respect for you as an attention-deficient consumer to attempt such an obvious ruse. But lets not play games here. You picked up the book already so you either: A. Know who I am B. Liked the cool smoking jacket Im wearing on the coverC. Have just discovered that the bookstore restroom is out of toilet paper Is it a sequel to my autobiography If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor? Sadly no which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher I havent done enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir. Is it an autobiographical novel? Yes. Im the lead character in the story and Im a real person and everything in the book actually happened except for the stuff that didnt. The action revolves around my preparations for a pivotal role in the A-list relationship film Lets Make Love! But my Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fare is hampered by a vengeful studio executive and a production that becomes infected by something called the B movie virus symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects slapstick and projectile vomiting. From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison this novel has it all. And if the 72444 words are too time-consuming there are lots and lots of cool graphics.RegardsBruce Dont Call Me Ash Campbell . Praise for Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. Its a great goofy what-if.---Entertainment Weekly. Ultimately Make Love is a Bruce Campbell novel starring Bruce Campbell written for Bruce Campbell fans for whom Bruce Campbell can do no wrong. Theyll no doubt find Campbells latest endeavor nothing short of---to quote one of his most famous characters---groovy.---The Onion. One of the most delightfully deranged experiences youll have reading this year. Hail to the king baby.---Rue Morgue