Making Money

<p>It's an offer you can't refuse.<br><br>Who would not to wish to be the man in charge of Ankh-Morpork's Royal Mint <i>and</i> the bank next door?<br><br>It's a job for life. But, as former con-man Moist von Lipwig is learning, the life is not necessarily for long.<br><br>The Chief Cashier is almost certainly a vampire. There's something nameless in the cellar (and the cellar itself is pretty nameless), it turns out that the Royal Mint runs at a loss. A 300 year old wizard is after his girlfriend, he's about to be exposed as a fraud, but the Assassins Guild might get him first. In fact lot of people want him dead<br><br>Oh. And every day he has to take the Chairman for walkies.<br><br>Everywhere he looks he's making enemies.<br><br>What he <i>should</i> be doing is . . . <b>Making Money!</b></p>