The Mama for President

<p><strong>Listen Up America!</strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong>The solution to your problems has plopped right in your lap. Mama is running for president!</strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Discover How President Thelma Harper would handle: </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><ul><li><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Immigration</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>--I'll tell you how we solve the problem at our border: build senior citizen housing all along the American side. No one sees more than a nosy old lady peeking through her window blinds.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></li><li><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Emergency Preparedness</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>--Emergency response should be in the hands of the experts who have the resources and determination to respond quickly. I'm talking about Domino's and Pizza Hut.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></li><li><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Airport Security</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>--As long as we have to take our shoes off I will install a shoe-buffing brush inside the X-ray machine so your shoes will get a little shine as they go through.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></li><li><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Animals</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>--If I have a dog at the White House I will have it spayed or neutered to control its sex drive which is something that might have been a good idea for some of our previous presidents.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></li></ul><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Thelma Harper is running for president and the free world will never be the same!</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p> </p>