Mansfield Park and Mummies

MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES: Monster Mayhem Matrimony Ancient Curses True Love and Other Dire Delights <p><b>Spinsterhood or Mummification!</b><p>Ancient Egypt infiltrates Regency England in this elegant hilarious witty insane and unexpectedly romantic monster parody of <b>Jane Austen's</b> classic novel.<p>Our gentle yet indomitable heroine <b>Fanny Price</b> must hold steadfast not only against the seductive charms of <b>Henry Crawford</b> but also an <b>Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh!</b><p>Meanwhile the indubitably handsome and kind hero <b>Edmund</b> attempts Exorcisms... <b>Miss Crawford</b> vamps out... <b>Aunt Norris</b> channels her inner werewolf... <b>The Mummy</b>-mesmerized <b>Lady Bertram</b> collects Egyptian artifacts...<p>There can be no doubt that <b>Mansfield Park</b> has become a battleground for the forces of Ancient Evil and Regency True Love!<p><i>Gentle Reader -- this Delightful Edition includes Scholarly Footnotes and Appendices.</i>