Mayhem at Miskatonic

<p><strong>If I had hands I'd grab this book. Or eyes to read it. Or a brain to understand it. Help.</strong></p><p><strong>-Skully</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>So what's this? Some kind of scam? Give me a cut and I'm in let's scam some stupid mortals.</strong></p><p><strong>-Mary Anne Holt</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>How the hell am I on the back of a book. Am I paper? Am I a cover?</strong></p><p><strong>-Henrik Borgson</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Let's hope your ugly mug isn't on it too otherwise we'll never go anywhere.</strong></p><p><strong>-Clarissa Heart</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Huh. Somehow I know this is Rulnar's fault.</strong></p><p><strong>-Steven Stirling Sr.</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Sssss! Ssss? Ss.</strong></p><p><strong>-Steven Stevie Stirling Jr.</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Who's a cute little monster? Yes you are! Yes you are!</strong></p><p><strong>-Corvide</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>WHO PUT ME IN THE PULPED REMAINS OF MY ENEMIES? IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT! I WILL IMPALE YOU BLOODSUCKER!</strong></p><p><strong>-Dahlia Birch</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>*Screams incoherently*</strong></p><p><strong>-Rulnar Leifson</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Issac looks at the reader. Yeah this is a pretty good summary. You should definitely buy and read this book.</strong></p><p><strong>-Issac Parks</strong></p><p><br> </p>