Melee Magic & Puke: A Pinty Lightbottom Adventure

At three-and-a-half feet tall Pinty Lightbottom is the shortest psychopathic bar-owner and professional adventurer in all the realms. When his ex-fiancée is kidnapped her father conscripts Pinty to bring her back home. Things get more complex when the rescue mission leads Pinty into the middle of a full-on war inside the local thieves guild. In doing what he does best Pinty is abused beaten stabbed sliced clawed drowned berated poisoned and otherwise exploited by everybody he meets. It doesnt help that his ego well exceeds his cranium (so one might say the abuse is well earned). As he cuts a bloody swath through the mystery of the guild war we meet his many companions including his ever loyal Muel; Mavis the head cook of his pub The Bottom Up; and Gloom a cat with the nasty habit of turning invisible in a murderous rage of hunger.