Memoirs of a Devil

<p>Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. </p><p><br></p><p>Whatever weakling said that is beyond pathetic. I've ruled in Hell. It was easy. So easy I got bored with it after only two years. Evil is for the lazy and unimaginative. Being good? That takes real work dedication and self-reflection. I see the face of evil every time I look in the mirror. </p><p><br></p><p>Now I am seeing a familiar threat here back on Earth.</p><p><br></p><p>Someone is using my plan for world domination to try to take over my new home.</p><p>What they don't seem to understand is this.</p><p><br></p><p>This world is mine. </p><p>I won't let anyone take it from me.</p>