Memorable One-Liners

<i>Memorable one-liners</i> include such original one-liners as the following:</p><p>On bachelors:<br>She knew I was a bachelor. When I offered her a seat she found it was left up.</p><p>And on luck:<br>I'm not too lucky. I once met this woman who wanted to paint the town with me. It was part of her community service.</p><p>Memorable one-liners is creative and humorous compilation of original one liners about bachelors dating marriage work and even snoring and impotence by Daytona. It's good fodder for around the water cooler or to toss out among friends. It will surely liven up any conversation or at the very least provide some gems worth mining!