Memories From a Culturally Insignificant War

<p><strong>He Helped Liberate Kuwait. Now He's Liberating the Truth.</strong></p><p>Back in 1991 Saddam Hussein made a big mistake. He invaded Kuwait. Naturally the U.S. government panicked looked around and said <em>Quick-send in that one guy with great hair and a can-do attitude!</em></p><p>Thus began the heroic absolutely-sort-of-true journey of the man who would become the unspoken lynchpin of U.S. foreign policy-<strong>the author</strong>.</p><p><strong>Memories from a Culturally Insignificant War</strong> is the gripping side-splitting memoir you didn't know you needed. It's like <em>Saving Private Ryan</em> but if Private Ryan was a sarcastic twenty-something with perfect follicles and a tendency to narrate military maneuvers like an infomercial.</p><p>In this epic tale you'll discover:</p><ul><li>How the author fought tyranny dehydration and military-issue MREs-simultaneously.</li><li>Why his hair could have defeated Saddam on its own.</li><li>How one man bravely took credit for a group effort and lived to brag about it in hardcover.</li><li>What happens when you mix war sand ego and a VHS copy of <em>Top Gun</em>.</li></ul><p>Critics (mainly his aunt) call it laugh-out-loud funny and surprisingly profound. Some say it's a war story. Others say it's a comedy. All agree it's a lot more entertaining than reading an actual history book.</p><p>If you've ever wanted a front-row seat to Desert Storm-with a narrator who treats international conflict like a Coen Brothers script-this is your book.</p><p><strong>Buy now. The Middle East didn't solve itself but at least you'll be laughing about it.</strong></p>