Merry Friggin' Christmas

<p>The perfect gift for that <em>Bah-humbug!</em> in your life!  </p><p><strong>Merry Friggin' Christmas</strong></p><p><strong>An Edgy Christmas Comedy </strong></p><p> </p><p><em>"A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy man..."</em></p><p><em>"...takes the cake as the best of the holiday season. It has charisma a fantastic voice and it was funny as all hell."</em></p><p><em>"A fresh and funny take on the holidays..."</em></p><p>Based on The Life of <strong>Carlton St. Michael</strong> the <strong>NUMBER ONE TOP RATED</strong> show on the <strong>URN! </strong></p><p>So who is Carlton St. Michael?<br /><br />Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is he's dead. Actually <em>twice </em>dead. Caught dead in Jersey. <em>Twice.</em><br /><br />And his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network (URN). </p><p><strong>A Christmas Comedy</strong> of all things.<br /><br />But Carlton isn't buying any of it. He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies or vanish when he awakes. <br /><br />So are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well that's the only way to see it on the URN. You have to <em>die</em> first. But Carlton has written it all down for you so you can enjoy it without venturing beyond the veil. <br /><br />Even if you are dying to enjoy Carlton's story you need not go that far. You can get the EBook NOW!</p><p><br />Warning: Merry Friggin’ Christmas is a Christmas Comedy for Adults and is too edgy for children under age 13.</p><p>Check out some reviews from some <em>imaginary</em> people:<br /><br />"This book surprised me. I kept thinking I knew where it was going and it ended up somewhere else. I wish I did not have to be dead to see it on the URN."</p><p>Misty Fication<br /><br />"I bought this book because there are elves on the cover. I love elves. The book was so good that I didn't even realize there were no elves in the story until the end and it didn't matter to me at all."</p><p>Sylvaniel the Elven Princess<br /><br />"I can't tell you why I loved this book without spoiling the ending. So let's just say that I loved it because of the ending."</p><p>John Q. Endingliker</p><p> </p>