Merry Friggin' Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy Naughty Edition

The perfect gift for that Bah-humbug! in your life!Merry Friggin ChristmasAn Edgy Christmas Comedy Naughty EditionA funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy man......takes the cake as the best of the holiday season. It has charisma a fantastic voice and it was funny as all hell.A fresh and funny take on the holidays...Based on The Life of Carlton St. Michael the NUMBER ONE TOP RATED show on the URN! So who is Carlton St. Michael? Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is hes dead. Actually twice dead. And his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network (URN). A Christmas Comedy of all things. But Carlton isnt buying any of it. Hes out to prove its all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies or vanish when he awakes.But Carlton found that wherever he was his laptop either digitally bleeped his colorful language or colored it over in Christmasy euphemisms. So we have painstakingly recolored his favorite words in this naughty edtition so you can enjoy his story in his unfiltered language. Or at least the best we can figure his unfiltered language would be. Be advised however Carlton does not leave many crayons in the box and unused when it comes to coloring so if you are easily offended please seek out the standard edition.So are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well thats the only way to see it on the URN. You have to die first. But Carlton has written it all down for you so you can enjoy it without venturing beyond the veil. Even if you are dying to enjoy Carltons story you need not go that far. You can get the EBook NOW!Warning: Merry Friggin Christmas is a Christmas Comedy for Adults and is too edgy for children. The salty language would likely cause an R movie rating.Check out some reviews from some imaginary people: This book surprised me. I kept thinking I knew where it was going and it ended up somewhere else. I wish I did not have to be dead to see it on the URN.Misty Fication I bought this book because there are elves on the cover. I love elves. The book was so good that I didnt even realize there were no elves in the story until the end and it didnt matter to me at all.Sylvaniel the Elven Princess I cant tell you why I loved this book without spoiling the ending. So lets just say that I loved it because of the ending.John Q. Endingliker