Mighty White the IT Knight

Oscar Oswald Septimus White's is not an easy life balancing on the one hand the excessive demands of his excessively-demanding IT mogul boss and on the other hand the constant needs of the constantly needy around the whole of the computerised world. By means of his own creation the Whitemobile capsule he is able to travel instantly across cyberspace to respond to cries for help from young women facing seemingly insurmountable problems with their computers. There as Mighty White the IT Knight aka 'Double-O Seven' to his non-existent friends he brings his prodigious technical prowess to bear and quickly gets the inexpert girls back on line often leaving them with a short homespun homily to keep them on the straight and narrow path of good computer practice. The stories are always a little risqué occasionally contumelious dreadfully pseudo-technical pathetically puerile embarrassingly chauvinistic and decidedly tongue-in-cheek.