Miles of Thoughts

<p>In the whimsical tradition he is known for humorist Dennis Ford once again embarks on an amusing exploration into the captivating worlds of science literature history and popular culture-all without ever leaving the comfy air-conditioned interior of his Saturn Ion.</p><p>In the style of his previous work <i>Thinking About Everything</i> Ford shares a medley of new musings on the worries of the world and the unique friendliness of San Antonio as he plays peek-a-boo with a spider attempts to climb a rainbow and captures a leprechaun. Ever the helpful humorist Ford continues on a journey of thoughtful adventures through the mundane and esoteric as he explains how the postal service can mail itself into a profitable future why fantastical lies can make elections more interesting and a way through which one can acquire a window seat on the ferry to the Great Beyond. Included are Excellent Groaners a compilation of puns and Professor Fawcett's Notorious Lecture on Test-Irrelevant Thoughts a learned presentation on the psychological perils of test anxiety told partly in acronyms.</p><p><i>Miles of Thoughts</i> offers an amusing glimpse into one man's upside-down world as he commutes through the beautiful scenery of the New Jersey Pine Barrens and contemplates life.</p>