Minx

<p><strong><em>Minx</em></strong></p><p><em>A romantic comedy about friendships flirtations and the elusive "Fantasm!"</em></p><p></p><p>Hi! I'm Miranda Blake and this is my story. Well sort of. It's more like a twisted fairytale if you believe in them. Except there's no beautiful young princess with perky breasts perfectly coiffed hair and a sassy attitude. I'm closing in on fifty thirty pounds overweight according to Weight Watchers and after nursing two kids and that bitch gravity doing her job I'm lucky the ladies don't hit my knees.  The gorgeous brown mane of hair is slightly frizzy from my ridiculous attempts to recapture my youth by dyeing the hell out of it. As for sassy attitude well it wasn't so long ago that I was a doormat.  And the charming prince who sweeps me off my feet into the life of my dreams? I have a dog called Prince German Shepherd who knocks me on my ass if I'm in the way when the doorbell rings. Does that count?</p><p></p>