Misbehavior of the Would-Be Wife

So What'S The Matter With You?! Why Are You Still Single? Why Are You Single Again? Why Are You Married Again? Where Are The Kids? & Uh... Uh... That'S Not Your Wife... There'S No Exception To The Rule: We'Re All Idiots. We'Ve Fallen In Love; We Finally Talk The Correct Name In Our Sleep; So We Get Hitched Though This Is Probably A Good Time To Scream Out Of The Frying Pan & Into The Fire! Marriage Is Scary Awe-Producing Holy But Mostly Scary. Desi Hunt Of Misbehavior Of The Would-Be Wife Is A Housewife But Behaves Like A Typographical Error Against The Backdrop Of All Traditions: The Almost-Always-There-But-Not-Like-Really-There-Housewife Kind Of Deal. It'S Like A Curse: No One Knows What'S Wrong With Her. Apparently Not Everyone Can Do Marriage. Desi Is Completely Unmarriageable At The Moment: Not Cool With God Right Now Being Sort Of Clinically Allergic To Relationships & Stuff. She'S Been Forced [Seriously] To Crave Chastity As A Side Effect Of Banging Her Head On The Wall For Some Bloody Answers To Why Marry? Her Married Life Has Been An Anecdote Of The Shaggy Dog: Long Rambling Irrational Behavior & Finally An Irrelevant Conclusion. So What Is Up With Desi & Marriage? For Everyone Else Who'S Relatively Normal Compared To Her Before Marriage Equals Going To Bed With Your Wife From Day Number One Just So That You Know: Marriage Is A Way Of Life. True We'Re Only Human We All Make Mistakes: We Can Count Them By The Number Of Crushed Hearts Cold Tears Severed Relationships Forgotten Prayers... Just Maybe For Crying Out Loud We'Re Willing To Fail That Many Times To Understand & That'S Huge.