Momlandia: An Imperfect Guide to Organic Mothering

When two college roommates reconnect after twenty years and find themselves both pregnant with baby girls nothing could seem more blissful. That is until they actually have the babies. Cue Momlandia: a strange universe that looks nothing like moms of Instagram. Braless sleepless and covered with milk these friends fight for their pre-baby sanity the best way modern moms know how--one text message at a time. Together they wade through the strange vortex of momlife navigating GMO-sized body parts tangled breast pumps and sudden-onset husband hatred. Where is the glitter-filled Momtopia they were marketed? Strapping on their belly bands and pulling up their postpartum panties these BFFs guzzle coffee and kale in search of organic motherhood. Hand-churning flax muffins while fighting their own muffintops surely they can become the selfless maternal saints theyd envisioned themselves to be. Or can they? To all those natural moms in search of perfection we hail you one momguilt mombod momfail at a time.