Money Counters and Soul Catchers

Retired From His Job At Maple Grove Savings & Loan Company Carson Wright No Longer Counts Money On A Daily Basis But He Still Counts Souls--And There Are A Growing Number In Town That Drive Him Crazy. Two Factors Kept Him From Fussing Too Much When The First Gay Couple Moved Into Town--His Realtor Niece Needed The Commission And The 'Fruity Pair' As He Shamefully Called Them Lived Far Enough Away To Be Ignored--But When The 'Other Pair' Bought A House Across The Street He Affected Signs Of Distress. He Also Never Ignored Them When He Could Harass Them Just As Easily. The Arrival Of A Third Gay Couple In Maple Grove Junction Sends Wright Into A Seeming Frenzy And After Managing To Involve Himself In Altercations With Both The New Couple And The 'Other Pair' On The Same Day He Manages To Disappear!